cleosexual

CleoSexual: The fact to be attracted by big boobs and big ass beautiful aussie girls named Cleo. A Cleo would flood your bed (and more...)

Example: Scarlett Johanson -> Hey, want to have a litlle fun with me tonight?
Me -> Sorry, I'm Cleosexual Scarlett...

by Not Juju December 18, 2017

Clouse

A Clouse can never close the deal with the ladies. Even after years of practice he will always screws everything up, just like he does with everything else in his life.

Clause is often refererred to around his “buddies” as a “Triple C”!

( Can’t Close Clause) when used in reference with talking to women or ( Can’t count on Clause ) when dealing with day to day activities or work.

Friends : Looks like Triple C went home alone last night again!

Buddies: Did you see how Ol Triple C’s date didn’t show up to the ball. Poor Clouse...

Co workers: Did Clause turn his reports into the boss today? Ya Triple C screwed everything up on them again per usual...

by Murzinator June 10, 2018

Cletus Fetus

What you would call a fetus that is the result of a "Chut N Nut".

Person 1: I bet that baby that Jesse's sister is having is a cletus fetus.
Person 2: Are you saying that Jesse and his sister Chut N' Nutted?

by Jesse Dickerson August 18, 2018

Cletus steamer

An act of self gratification were one shits on their own chest. As apposed to a cleveland steamer were a person shits on another chest.

No one was around to give me a Cleveland steamer, so I pleasured myself with a cletus steamer

by Toivo22 May 13, 2020

Cletus

Cletus is flamingo such known as mrflimflam character also known as Albert

albert: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

cletus: bump my truck in the farmer's field

by wendigo666 September 30, 2020

cleosexual

Deep feelings for CleoPatra

I am Cleosexual

by yourdurat May 13, 2021

cleoseted

used to define sapphics in denial who date men as an act of trying to prove their “heterosexuality”, usually caused by internalised homophobia. Named after and coined by username eldstprincess on Twitter.

That’s not her boyfriend, guys. She’s just cleoseted.

by michieru January 5, 2022