Cleaverage

to draw a sword with enough force to cleave your enemy with tremendous power

Cloud Strife uses cleaverage to free his Buster Sword from his magnet

by Tim Wilson June 18, 2006

Cleaver Clogs

Much like 'clever clogs', or 'clever trousers', denotes a particular smarmy and intelligent person.

"oh Andy, you're such a cleaver clogs"

by McQualter January 20, 2009

cleaverfuck

To anally rape someone with a meat-cleaver.

Alternative definition: To cleave your penis into someone's orifice.

Godamn, that cow just got cleaverfucked!

by Rikimaru November 9, 2003

Cleaver

A sassy girl that is super smart yet makes silly mistakes

She's such a Cleaver, she spelled Ukrainian with one "I"

by Fo' Shiggity July 19, 2008

Cleaver The Beaver

1. To penetrate a virgin's vagina.

2. To have sex with an uptight girl.

1. "I can't believe it I got to cleaver the beaver and she was 22." "WOW!"

2. "Last night I had sex with Her she was so Cleaver, I had to write an essay so that I could cleaver the beaver with her."

by Jimmy Schmidts August 19, 2008

whatever's cleaver

To go with the flow while taking it easy.

"I don't care where we go, hey whatever's cleaver"

by Boris Wong May 23, 2008

Cleaver Beaver

A spin off of "Tits and Ass." Cleaver meaning "cleavage" and "Beaver" meaning the vagina parts of a woman!

Damn... She got a good cleaver beaver ratio going on.

by Ollie MUA August 20, 2013