ass raiding commando

Some kind of homosex type who put a deeg in a buttock

What are you...some kind of ass raiding commando

by Cangh Jui May 18, 2003

camando

A word that is used when one cannot spell commando because they are an illiterate idiot.

Dawg I'm totally going camando right now.
It's commando you fucking idiot, only a dipshit like you would forget your underwear.

by Montanadian March 8, 2008

ass commando

A person who is a master at commandeering the human anus.

Man that guy who wouldn't sell us those eggs was an ass commando

by http://timsite.tk June 16, 2004

ass raiding commando

1)n. a homosexual male
2)n. one who raids the ass of another
3)n. a military professional whom has sexual anal intercourse
4)n. a group of radicals who invaded the asyrian ancient land to drive out archaeologists who were believed to be practicing unsound doctorine in the sacred land in 1956

1) "That ass raiding commando hit on me."
2) "Our new gerbil is an ass raiding commando!"
3) "I heard the new Captain is an ass raiding commando."

by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002

Commando Shitter

A toilet installed in a public place with no privacy.

Generally installed in bars / taverns mens rooms. Due to possibility of illegal activity there is no privacy walls and the restroom door does not lock.

Therefore in a busy bar at any moment if you have to go someone may walk in on you dropping a duce.

I had to take a dump really bad but the bar has a commando shitter so I decided to drive home and take a dump.

There are many examples of a commando shitter in Pittsburgh, PA

by lyquiddye May 2, 2011

claymander

A different species of humanoid, most commonly found in a town called Clovis, these creatures are very sexy and wild they can grab things with their toes, and climb very well.

Crocodile hunter said “look there’s a wild claymander I’m gonna poke it with a stick”.

by Toes tickler 98 March 17, 2018

Bluetooth Commando

Someone who feels that it is either too trendy or too much of an inconvenience to remove their Bluetooth headset when not in their car. These people will be seen softly glowing at expensive restaurants eating with other people or in some other situation that they wouldn’t be picking up a call even if the phone rang. These people commonly think they look “cool” and usually have a terrible black head problem in their ear (from wearing it all of the damn time!).

Rev: "Hey check out that Bluetooth Commando over there flirting with those middle school girls..."

Bink: "What a douche, I heard he doesn't even own a cell phone..."

by RTFF October 4, 2010