Have you seen Napoleon Dynamite? This is the Tri-Cities in a snap-shot, however, we were blessed with better clothes. Tri-Cities, Washington is comprised of three small towns: Kennewick, Richland, and Pasco. Kennewick is known as the town with a low crime rate, Pasco as the one with the barrios however also housing the richest of the rich along the Columbia River, and Richland is there in the middle (reg. crime, nicer houses than Kennewick). However the most interesting part about this little city is the 3 basic job categories: Illegal Mexican immigrant/druggie, Farmer, or Government worker(the Tri-Cities has one of the largest rates of PhD's per capita in WA). Not exactly Tiny-Town, U.S.A. considering that during the Cold War the Hanford Nuclear Reservation made (and managed to spill most of) the Plutonium used to manufacture nuclear weaponry. We don't need flash lights since the berries along the river shine with a lime green radioactive light. Not to be totally negative, I'd have to say that the farmers raise us a BEAUTIFUL crop of teenage boys. At Clearwater and Columbia Center Bldv. is our local skyscraper, topping a monumentous 4 stories. Referred to commonly as "The Flash Cube", this building resembles an olden-days camera flash cube. But possibly my favorite tourism site, is our dinosaur population. Out in a field in Pasco, lives out resident Brachiosaurus. Towering over the small rural road like a scarecrow over the wheat-feilds and pig sties of the area. Granted, this dino is just plastic, but honestly, how many towns can boast they they have a 10foot "scare-crow"? Normal little town? I think not.
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a person who has no personality and therefore steals other peoples mannerism, wit, stories or banter in order to fit in and seem cool. similar to a swacker.
plural: criefs
a person who has no personality and therefore steals other peoples mannerism, wit, stories or banter in order to fit in and seem cool. similar to a swacker.
plural: criefs
a bunch of dudes were on a trip and came up with a slogan for it calling it vulgaria. it is strictly used by the guys who were there as they were the only people who witnessed the debauchery. a guy who was not on the holiday keeps reminissing about storys that happened as if he was there but he wasnt.
loser: me mate done banged two whores in an alley in vulgaria it was so funny
girl:that sounds crazy
dude: you werent even there you crief
loser: me mate done banged two whores in an alley in vulgaria it was so funny
girl:that sounds crazy
dude: you werent even there you crief
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