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cinemacity

When a person wants to express a feeling of either praise of disapproval to a movie, they must first rate its 'cinemacity', basically how cinematic it is.
These stupid film directors have tried to use too much cinemacity. Douchebags.
by gs1994 March 2, 2009
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George Lucas's first rule of cinematography

A rule first postulated by known film director George Lucas, stating that, "In any given movie franchise, at least one third of the films will suck." In addition to his own Star Wars prequels, some examples of movie sagas that follow this rule are: the Matrix saga, The Godfather trilogy, The Planet of the Apes, Shrek.

An exception to the rule is Toy Story, while the ultimate application of the rule is the Twilight Saga, wherein all the movies suck, the novels sucked, and yet there's another movie in the making.
Son: Dad, do you want to watch the Phantom Menace?
John: There were no prequels, and I have no son.

Paul: Should we watch Godfather Part II?
Sam: Does George Lucas's first rule of cinematography apply to it?
Paul: On the contrary, it's the best in the series!
by Patiodude October 26, 2011
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Battle Ground Cinema Asshole

When you are in a movie theater and you snuck in a few sodas and bags of candy. Then some asshole who works with a bunch of highschoolers walks in a opens up a garbage bag and says "Put 'er in boys". This man usually has a beard and drives a little Volkswagen Bug that is way to small for him.
"Uhhh we went in to the movie theater yesterday, Some Battle Ground Cinema Asshole took all our stuff."
by Dr. Poopyface Plumb Nose January 6, 2012
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Cinematic Abortion

When a movie premise is thought of with sincerity and ambition, then ego and money come in, take a wire hanger, and scrape out an underdeveloped movie fetus and present it to the world with no shame.
Cynthia: Have you seen that new M. Night Shyamalan movie?

Debbie: Ugh yeah. It was a total cinematic abortion.

Cynthia: Yeah. My uterus hurt the entire time.
by DomoKandy February 4, 2012
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cinedvil

cinedvil is a very cool person but they like doing coke off a strippers asshole so be prepared to engage in unusual acitivity if they pick you as they marijuana fairy. cinedvil hates armpits so make sure you cover them because they think it's haram to show them. other than that, they're very nice and fun to be around < 3
cinedvil! wanna do drugs?
by cinedvil January 10, 2023
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Oh the cinemanity

Exclaimed when a disastrous event has occurred in a movie.
Guy1: What did I miss?
Guy2: James' family was brutally slaughtered by the zombies and he had to leave his wife and child for dead in the attic to barely survive.
Guy1: Oh the cinemanity!
by Arran23 July 28, 2010
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cinematic blue balls

The result of watching a movie where the plot builds to the point of the viewer expecting an action sequence or climax of the movie to occur yet they are left in suspense for an extremely long period of time.
We were watching "Inglorious Bastards" when I got cinematic blue balls from the expectation of some Nazi killing, but the next scene only turned out to be more dialogue.
by thatboatguy December 20, 2009
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