church

An increasingly prevalent and defining aspect of the church in America(Churchus Americanus), is its symbiotic relationship with the gas station or convenience store. Scientists have been unable to ascertain exactly how they benefit each other, but the Church and the Gas Station/Convenience Store are frequently found near each other. This relationship has vexed scientists for the last 50 years, when it was first observed. They are not mutually dependent, but they seem to prosper more when together, and Churches independent of Gas Stations and 7/11 are becoming endangered. 7/11 tends to bond more exclusively with liberal denomination churches. AM/PM is far more versatile but works well with the more traditional and conservative churches.

Ex. 1

"By god's will, in this mighty Church, there will be pound cake to dip in orange soda at communion."

by therapod November 29, 2012

CHURCH

A slang word that stands for "A man's gotta feed his family sometimes".

"Nah, I can't buy a G. Ya'know; CHURCH."

by DogggieThizzle May 21, 2010

CHURCH

That thing with the stuff where they tell all those lies

(1)on church they told me that Jesus can walk on water, and I told them that Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus

by CHANCLA 316 October 7, 2007

church

A building that serves no purpose. Christ wasn't in church all the time.

God, here goes my money to the church.

by bradnom November 14, 2011

church

1) A Place where Persons of a particular Religion, Usualy Christian, Gather to Worship their Particular Religon/Affliction/Cult/whatever

2)A Character In the Popular Web Series "Red Vs Blue" made by Rooster Teeth Productions.
Full name: Private Lenard L. Church
He is Characterised by His Aqua Colored Armor.

"Hi! I'm Private L. L. Church, of The popular Web Series, Red Vs Blue." - Church

by Churba December 8, 2004

church

The place my mom makes me go to even though I am 14 and feel strongly about my own beliefs. And to make matters worse, the damn place is located at my school! Thanks, mom you've earned your award for Professsional Life Ruiner.

No mom I do not want to go to church

by DizzyLizzy November 25, 2006

church

A place where crazy, stupid people go to listen to some old child molester talk about myths found in a fiction book called the bible.

Wow, your weird. You actually go to church?

by yourmom666- December 27, 2011