chumping

Chumping is non-humping cheating, because you would have to be a chump to cheat but not hump.

Variation: chumpin'

"Dude why even bother chumping, if you're not getting the humps then she should get the dumps."

by Alessa November 9, 2006

Chumpinstein

A tall oversized idiot.

I couldn't see anything at the concert cause

I was stuck behind ol' Chumpinstein.

by R2-DQ February 11, 2010

CHUMPKIN

It's what you call a fat dwarf with big tits; usually called Lee

"look at that chumpkin"

by Xew May 14, 2015

Chumpkin

When a male masturbates while sitting on the toilet defecating.

This word combines the word chump with the word blumpkin.

"What is taking him so long in the bathroom?"

"He is probably giving himself a chumpkin again!"

by E.S.Shveltzy July 24, 2015

Big Chumpkin

Having somebody eat your ass while you are taking a piss.

Was at the family change room ripping a whiz, when Sweaty Rhonda give me a Big Chumpkin

by Jay-Are Goliath December 13, 2024

Chuckins

A lovey girl.

My Chuckins is a lovey girl.

by Ellebee73 February 27, 2016

chumpingbury

Sly, smug cunt who thinks he has an effect but will ultimately get knocked the fuck out

Had enough of this chumpingbury cunt he's pissing me off with his smug face

by Bruv effect May 9, 2018