chubbism

the act of being a chubbist

im tired of all the chubbism that takes place here, im leaving

by Ryan Girard January 18, 2010

Chubbon

A chubby/Hard on. A slightly hard penis.

That was kind of hot, got a little bit of a chubbon.

by misspurdy November 25, 2011

Clubbing your clam

When a member of the "fairer" sex is to vigorously stimulate their nether regions...

"Babe, you might oughta slow down clubbing your clam, bitch there's smoke coming off that damn thang!"

by Um aranha do barriga March 14, 2013

Chubbilingus

Oral sex performed by a larger fellow, who is surprisingly proficient at it.

"Oh my god girl, you remember that fat kid John we used to pick on all the time back in High School? Well, he came over last night and went down on me and I swear to lord Jesus I never came so much."
"GRRRRRL IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOT A CASE OF THE CHUBBILINGUS"

by McDonicus Maximus August 27, 2013

Musical Chubbies

When the airline loses your luggage and you are required to rotate Chubbies with your friends.

I had to play musical Chubbies when Delta lost my shit.

by Gymtards January 9, 2015

finger clubbing

Going from orifice to orifice with ones finger, like one would go club to club in one evening.

Tim: "Yo, Tyrone ive been finger clubbing jenessa for the past half hour. "
Tyrone: "Nice man, Ive been finger clubbing myself."

by OldGregg2.0 September 19, 2016

clubbing baby seals

synonymous with "shooting fish in a barrel," relating to doing a task, often involving hunting or destroying an enemy, that is painfully easy.

Should not be used due to the inherent image of animal cruelty. Stick to the fish and barrel.

Shooting down enemy planes from an F-22 Raptor is like clubbing baby seals. It's that easy.

by MaSh92587 May 22, 2005