Chook Fucker

A useless fuckwit. A person who is both lazy and incompetent.

John the chook fucker got the ute bogged.

by Cougarman July 24, 2019

Choaklit Cream

Choaklit Cream is a drink that was crafted by vikings back in the day, they formed this drink by milking a holy goat and sprinkling flakes of choaklit, sourced from the himalayas.
This drink was popularised by the professional shagger Caz Milligan.

I heard that Caz knocked out Mark because he drank a Choaklit Cream before the fight.

by MarkHamiltonIsAGrannyShagger May 16, 2021

chookas

Used in theatre as an alternative to "Good luck".

"I'm about to go on stage."
"Alright, chookas!"

by Anonymous September 7, 2003

Chorkle

The act of gargling a limp penis, or penis-like object. Often used out of literal context when a person is forcibly or quickly shoving something down their throat.

It only cost me $50 to have her chorkle me.

Wow Susan you are really chorkling down that sausage.

Those hot dogs look good enough to chorkle.

by DeadlyDL April 22, 2011

chook

An Aussie slang word for chicken that's commonly used as a 'nice insult,' especially when somebody has done or said something really obviously retarded that's only worth laughing about. Similar to that of a 'dag.'

Morgan: I got hit by a bus yesterday
Ted: oh yeah, what happened?
Morgan: I was standing in the middle of a road
Ted: ha, ya bloody chook

by Leeeeeeena October 8, 2006

chool

1. A cross between cool and chill.

You know Tracey Huey? Yeah! She's so chool!

by ucsdgimp August 23, 2008

Chooky

The art of leaving a social event in the midst of fun and games, and be dragged home by the testicles that your girlfriend has a firm grip of, then to say you shall be back in 1 hour precisely, only to never turn up at all.

"To do a chooky"

Chooky - "Back in an hour guys"
1 hour later...

Azmoden - "Where the f#$k is chooky?"

by sid January 14, 2004