chorkling 

The act of creating the 'chorkle' sound when your ass lips part, sounding something like someone dropping a grapefruit on a damp floor. Farts and poops may be much louder, but the chorkle sound is truly the 'fingers on chalkboard' sound of the elimination process.

Lord Peaches began to panic, as he hurriedly tried to finish off his relaxing wiz before the dude in the stall began chorkling in a shameless bit of pre-poop treachery.

chorkling by dovetonsils January 15, 2008

Choking Casper 

A means of self pleasure attempted only by the bravest of males. A masturbatory technique by which 2-4 tissues are overlapped to form a soft sheath over the head and shaft of the penis, thus resembling a ghost. The male proceeds to "choke his chicken" using the Kleenex condom as both a barrier between his hand and penile skin as well as a reservoir for the resulting ejaculate. For best results, tissues with aloe should be used in order to reduce friction and risk of bleeding.

Kyle: I stumbled upon the hottest lesbian porn on tv last night.
Paul: Did you blow your load all over the place or did you contain it with the Choking Casper?
Kyle: Let's just say Casper wasn't such a friendly ghost when I was done. I ended up with some serious rug burn.

Choking Casper by Sauna Studs July 5, 2015

choking the nun 

Euphemism for male masturbation. Coined (or at least made popular) by Ryan Stiles on Whose Line Is It Anyway.

"Sorry I'm late. I was choking the nun...if you know what I mean."

choking the nun by Chemical Castration January 2, 2012

choking your chicken

Choking your chicken is whacking yo wienie homie!

Dang, Gabe have you ever been caught in the closet choking your chicken. I have and my Mom is taking me to a shrink tomorrow to see if I'm a perv.

choking your chicken by Home Slice 36 July 10, 2014

choking a squidhead

This one-liner may be used during an alien invasion, especially when you're a badass who is out to kill the beasts from outer space.

It is also possible to get the phrase as a dirty joke, according to the youtube celebrity Jesse Cox from the youtube channel "OMFGcata", who first came up with this sentence during his playthrough of the game "Crysis 2".

You kill an alien with your mere hands. You mention that you are choking a squidhead. You throw his corpse away.

choking a squidhead by FancyTophatDude September 14, 2011

Choking Baby BJ 

A blow job performed by a midget or little-person who is being held upside down by their ankles like a "choking baby". Once the midget is mid-fellatio, you start slaping their back, like you would a choking baby, trying to dislodge your penis in this case, instead of an animal cracker.

Bro- Junior hooked up with the midget receptionist from Accounting. Said he picked her up by the feet, held her upside down and then she started blowing him!

Homeboy- NO WAY! He got a Choking Baby BJ? Good for him!

Choking Baby BJ by GilltronZERO March 2, 2011

Cheekling 

A girl who is devoted to a heavy regiment of squats and lunges and leg lifts with the intention of increasing her booty mass.

That cheekling is really filling out those yoga pants bro, but if she really wants make it bigger she should let me get her pregnant.

Cheekling by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020