clark high school

School where you sometimes question whether you are in the hood or not

I got my weed from Clark High School

by Wetson October 8, 2017

Rotnei Clarke

By the far the best 3-point shooter for the Arkansas Razorback basketball team, even HISTORY. His jersey number, 15, is also a rough estimate of how many women he sleeps with.
A day.

Betty: Did you see Rotnei Clarke score 51 points against Alcorn State last week?
Stacey: Yes! He set the SEC record for most 3-pointers in a game!
Julie: Yeah, and he's good in bed!

by Ulysses S. Brant December 2, 2009

Clark Griswold

Taken from the National Lampoon Christmas Vacation movie.

(Noun) - Someone who gets possessed by the Christmas Spirit and enjoys it a little too much

(Verb) - its the act of getting way too into Christmas, including decorating your house in an obscenely obnoxious way or traveling out to the middle of no-where to cut down an oversized Christmas tree.

John realized he went Clark Griswold on his house when he could see the lights from across town.

by mildmanneredclarkkent December 1, 2009

Clark Montessori

A joke of a school in every way possible. Every student that attends hates the school and shits on it daily. There are way too many rules and the teachers are ass. It's dead.

"I wish I would have never gone to Clark Montessori"

by Elddir April 11, 2017

Clark New Jersey

A small town in New Jersey that you should never move to. There's literally nothing to do here, and because of that, it's drug and alcohol use in highschool is comparative to that of Cranford. It has high taxes, incredibly corrupt officials, and the police are the most racist bunch of biggots i've ever seen above the mason dixon line. The Highschool is also falling apart, and is notorious for it's rat problem.

Please don't move here

Clark Cop - "Welcome to Clark New Jersey, smoke all the pot you want, just don't make us get off our lazy asses! Wait, your not a...colored man are you?!"

by Mayor Bonnacorso October 27, 2012

clarknova

A bitter, hardened IRC veteran that serves as a frightening nodal point in the collective unconscious mind; a failed yet talented writer gone to seed, and the holder of dark state secrets. Verbally abusive to women in the most cruel, cutting ways imaginable. With a small cadre of fanatically loyal young anarchists he plots, and may yet succeed, in bringing about the global collapse of industrial civilization.

<lethargic_> GOD I LOVE CLARKNOVA.

by death September 1, 2003

Clark Griswold-ing it

When someone has the parks far back in a parking lot, even when there are plenty of spaces available closer; When one fails to realize that the person whom they are trying to yell for is right behind them; overabundance of christmas lights.

Dude! Why are you Clark Griswold-ing it?!?!?!?! There are plenty of spaces closer to the door!!

Well... Looks like the Smith's Clark Griswold-ed their house for Christmas again!!

by Just_Kidding December 5, 2012