chipotle

A fast food resturant that is the best food in all of the US( because we are so fucking fat)but its still the best food ever.
Refering to heavenly stress-free food varying from burritos to tacos to quesodillas to salads to chips and salsa, anything you eat there I can garentee you will be satisfied

"God damnit what is this food!" "Its CHIPOTLE!"
"how has that kid from England never tried Chipotle? What a douchebag!"

by Jake the fox April 14, 2007

Chipotle baby

When you eat an entire Chipotle burrito and your bloated and feel like you are pregnant.

"After I finished my lunch, I had a Chipotle Baby"

by Brooky GStone January 8, 2013

chipotle

(chip-al-tol) or (Chip-olt-lay)
A very popular restaurant around a lot of North America that serves Mexican burritos and tacos and food like that.

Are you going out to eat tonight? Yeah I'm going to chipotle!

by TheKrSc! October 15, 2011

Chipotle

An experience of taco-stuffs that is heavenly and is required to eat, AT LEAST ONCE A week. <3

"omg Ivana let's go to Chipotle with Jordan and eat like 6 tacos!"

by emmy0001 July 16, 2008

ChipotlJob

The act of enjoying the two greatest god-given things on earth; Chipotle and head.

Whilst enjoying your double stuffed Chipotle burrito a female companion is having falaciou with your penis. As you start to unwrap the burrito, suddenly rice trickles down onto your penis. In an effort to never waste even a single drop of chipotle, you make her eat it off you, as if she was also eating a burrito (but she's not, she's sucking your dick!)

Damn that bitch gave me such a good ChipotlJob last night that I haven't stopped pissing hot sauce for the last three days!

by YeahIWannaa July 15, 2009

Chipotle Rage

When you order Chipotle for pickup and the poor schmucks who stand in line mug the fuck out of you.

I would love to pick up food for ya man but I don't want to be subjected to Chipotle Rage.

by Jkeltgen June 18, 2016

Chipotle

A Hispanic food restaurant whose slogan should be:

"The most delicious laxative!"

Bobby: "Aw man, I've been having constipation for the past few weeks..."
Joe: "Here, have some Chipotle!"
Bobby: "How would that help?"
Joe: "It's the 'Most Delicious Laxative (tm)!"

by DefinitionOfFunny June 11, 2016