cooking chickens

Getting coke ready for distribution

I'm cooking chickens for my nigga down the street

by uninspired lyricist7 March 12, 2014

Chickenism

When someone's input to a conversation is not at all valuable and is often lacking severely in insight.

Person 1 (Chickenism): 'Whatever... Just means... Whatever!'

Person 1: 'Can I have a can of Lilt?'
Person 2: 'What?'
Person 1: 'You know, Lilt!'
Person 2: 'Spell it.'
Person 1 (Chickenism): 'Yes, Lilt, L - I - T - E, Lilt!'

by Al3xand3r July 20, 2009

feeding the chickens

The act of masturbation.

It is said that the hand gesture used by masturbators is reminiscent of a farm hand distributing feed to the chickens.

What have you been doing today?
Nothing much. Just sitting around, feeding the chickens.

by Mordechai Vanunu January 2, 2009

chickenshack

In the game Battlefield 1942 on the Wake island map, it is the building in an airfield where snipers or other chickenshit players score points by hiding and taking cheap shots.

We have snipers in the chickenshack. Can someone get in there and get them.

Landing craft are approaching behind the chicken shack. Roger that!!

by MoFo December 29, 2004

chickenaise

A condiment developed by experimental gastronomist Joseph Trinity, Chickenaise is a culinary breakthrough. Thought to be a biological impossibility, Dr. Trinity discovered that it is possible to infuse an emulsion of specific oils, herbs and spices with not only the albumen of Galliformes' or Anseriformes' eggs, but with the parent fowl itself. The resulting product is a creamy, rich, hearty spread with limitless food service applications. As of this writing, Chickenaise is currently pending FDA approval. In March of 2010, a poultry advocacy group, Individuals Believing in Ethical Chicken treatment (IBEC) petitioned to ban Chickenaise, citing "...the abhorrent concoction is degrading to chickens and birds of the like. To take the life of an unborn creature egg for the purpose of consumption is in itself inhumane. But to slaughter and combine it's own mother in the dish is perverse. Tasty, but perverse."

This BLT is dry and lacking a hint of bird. I wish someone would develop Chickenaise!!!

by jostriwa March 19, 2010

Chickenis

A chickenis is a chick penis.

Oh my god Chelsea has a chickenis on her arm!

by AmberAnonymous December 9, 2008

chickenless

When someone looks around 2-3 kg's slimmer

Damn bro u look chickenless today, I see the diet has been working.

by arrowpc January 31, 2022