Jesus Chainsaw Massacre

A cliche term for The Passion of the Christ, directed by Mel Gibson. This nomen was given due to the amount of gore and violence in the movie.

Big Steve cried like a bitch all through the Jesus Chainsaw Massacre.

by Fro March 16, 2004

cansu

hot foreign chick who for some reason hangs out with assholes and won't talk to you

You: Hey! Sup?
Cansu: ...
Douchebag: Hey babe! Wanna go make out obnoxiously to piss people off?
Cansu: Sure! *runs off with douchebag*

by cafnhrjhasvasf January 1, 2011

mad cans

A particularly large pair of breasts. Derived from cans. Australian in origin.

Crikey - check out the mad cans on that chick!

by bitchos September 12, 2006

chainsaw sex

When the dude's dick is so ribbed it's like having a chainsaw up your anus.

'dude i had some like mad chainsaw sex last night. my asshole /is/ most certainly bleeding.'
'bruh i didnt know u were into that.'
'u were the one fucking me, m8.'
'oh yeah' B)

by NIPPINS-monghed August 8, 2015

cansu

a gorgeous girl with amazing talents in the arts as well as genius-level brainpower...really, an overall perfect girl

A: Dude, look at that hot chick that's doing the awesome dance move!!
B: Yeah that's Cansu!

by livebackwards! December 9, 2009

Chagsploon

To lightly caresse or stroke

Yeah I chagsplooned your mums face

by Serious bisness June 22, 2016

fuck me sideways with a chainsaw

referring to someone who is really screwed. just a bigger emphasis on how fucked they are.

this is far from a good thing, if you couldn't tell by the name.

mother; "we're going to visit your grandparents tomorrow! yay!"
daughter; "fuck me sideways with a chainsaw."

by josie minus the pussycats June 29, 2011