Cleveland championship

when you want something that is unattainable you want a Cleveland championship. wanting in one hand and shitting in the other. and waiting for the want hand to fill up more than all the shit.

a scorn to someone who wants something unattainable. a way to make someone realize they are wishing for to much.

Dude I'm so gonna bang Megan Fox tonight.
yeah and there is going to be a Cleveland championship to.

Dad when I grow up I'm gonna buy you and mom a house.

yeah right son, and there will be a Cleveland championship.

hey man I just gave that chic my number, I bet she calls me tonight.
Yeah right that's a Cleveland championship scenario.

by uncle lester July 23, 2010

chicken sandwich world championship

the battle between the chicken sandwhiches between tender crip and spicy hot tender crisp has more experience but spicy hot is gettin trained by the indo-chino mexicans

just another publicity gimmick

by PlayDohMan October 25, 2004

Breakfast of Champions

Excellent book by Kurt Vonnegut

Nutritious way to start your day.

Yeah, Breakfast of Champions sure is an excellent book by Kurt Vonnegut

by Benska December 2, 2003

championship mode

mental state when a person is so focused on a goal, he or she performs at a skill level not thought possible.

I've been in Championship Mode all week. I aced two exams and pulled three numbers this weekend.

by mlmintampa December 20, 2008

Champiotic

Of or resembling that of a champion.
Continuous being of a champion or championism.

Male A: "Dude! I just took down Rome!"

Male B: "WOW! You're so damn champiotic!"

by Azekahh June 17, 2011

Camitis

When someone feels the whole world revolves around themselves. People diagnosed with this disease can often say something online but not be able to back it up in person.

Jason had Camitis and picked a fight online but was not able to follow through.

by ThatOtherWhiteKid2020 November 7, 2020

Walk of Champions

More like a relaxed stroll that exudes confidence with one chest puffed out, standing up tall, and head held high. Usually happens after one completes a major feat which usually also involves adrenaline.

Did that guy just that guy just skydive from the Stratosphere?
Must have, look at his walk...Walk of Champions

by Falconan May 22, 2014