Musical Chairs

When there are an equal amount of males and females and the females sit on the males faces. When the music turns on, the females get up and allow one male to leave the circle. Abruptly, when the music turns back off, the females scramble to sit on the remaining of the males faces leaving one female still standing.

As Ben left the musical chairs circle, April was too slow and was throne-less for her queening.

Reference: "Queening"

by Nastyyy_nate October 27, 2014

Chainsaw Cock

A huge penis used during sex in a high speed, rough, back and forth motion, that resembles a chainsaw.

verb: To Chainsaw

Jenn: how was it last night?

Allison: It was amazing - he had a chainsaw cock. My pussy feels like it went through a meat processing factory.

by LVWP April 20, 2010

vaginal chainsaw massacre

The act of wrapping ones penis in aluminum foil and then having rough intercourse

John wrapped his tool in foil and then stuck it in Sally

by G·r·a·h·a·m June 13, 2005

chainsaw orgy

A situation found in the popular games Gears of War and Gears of War 2 in which 3 or more players are brutally cut to pieces by enemy chainsaws in quick succession or by multiple people. Usually this occurs when a player chainsaws an enemy player that is in the process of chainsawing one of his teammates, quickly escalating into a chainsaw orgy.

The fight over the meatflag resulted in a complete chainsaw orgy.

by stoutken m December 20, 2008

Chaise longue

1. A long chair, almost like a sofa, that supports the legs.

2. The title of a song by the band Wet Leg.

I've got a chaise longue in my dressing room

And a pack of warm beer that we can consume.

by Maverick Fischer April 19, 2022

chainsaw noob

An expression used on gears of war by pissed of gamer to describe a guy that is skilled enough to maneuver their shots and get close enough to chainsaw them.

noob who keeps getting chainsawed: waaahh! chainsaw noob keeps killing me!! Stop it or I'll give you a bad report!

The so called chainsaw noob: ermm.. First, you can't report me for killing you. Second I'll stop when you manage to kill me

by safeway XD May 29, 2007

Chairsexual

The state of only being sexually attracted to chairs. Often confused with asexuality, a chairsexual person is often recognized by an almost sigh-like sound coming from the mouth when one sits. Another sign of a chairsexual is having a specific seat in which the person always sits and becomes upset when another person sits in their 'spot'.

Frank: Brad, we could've sworn you were asexual!
Brad: Nope, I'm just chairsexual.
Frank: What?
Brad: I get a boner when I see a chair.
Frank: Is that why you always sit in the same seat when you come to my house?
Brad: Yeah, that recliner is so sexy...
Frank:...

Some may say that Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory is a chairsexual, since he has a 'spot' and refrains from any other sexual activity.

by Bosami November 19, 2013