Dirty Caveman

a hardcore stoner or drug addict that sits in his or her basement for weeks in the dark without showering or cleaning themselves in any way.

Tim: is Bill comin out today?

John: no hes just gonna sit in his basement hittin the bowl and smokin crack

Tim: what a dirty caveman

by wetdickallnight October 4, 2011

caveman television

a campfire

Last night we all sat around the camp and watched caveman television

by Juniper Woods July 21, 2009

Robot caveman

One who goes Boo Boo Beep with a grunt as if a caveman

What was that on my voicemail?

I think it was a robot caveman

by drivewaypuddleshallow September 7, 2011

caveman dump

The first bowel movement upon return from an extended journey away from home, during which time caveman instincts prevent total fulfillment of this act.

"Oh man, after three days in Milwaukee I took the biggest caveman dump."

by hickory352 March 10, 2014

Modern Caveman

When there is a huge blizzard outside and there is snow blocking your doors and you can't get out.

"This blizzard is so bad, I feel like a Modern Caveman stuck in my own home."

by crazyfunnycool February 6, 2010

Hobo-Caveman

Someone that lives in the 21century like a hobo in the prehistoric times

Sat why you eating chicken of the floor! You are such a hobo-caveman

by Spacechicken89 February 14, 2019

caveman style

When the level of sexual passion is so high that one's primal instincts to have extremely energetic and wild sex take over.

1."Girl, he went berzerk and rocked my booty caveman style!"

2. "Ooh baby, lets go out in the backyard so we can bump uglys caveman style."

by canta March 15, 2010