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Cassandra

Cassandra is a beautiful person. She loves hard. She cares deeply for those close to her. She carries the weight of the world on her shoulders. She often feels misunderstood. She has been hurt a lot in the past, but she does not let that define her future. She forgives freely, but will not let you take advantage of her. She is loyal and very defensive when it comes to her loved ones. She is a keeper. If you ever encounter a Cassandra, you do not want to let them go. She is truly one of a kind, a precious gem.
Cassandra is an amazing person.
by Wygig November 24, 2021
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The Cassandra Weiner Disease

A disease where you have horrible skin- If being specific, you have a zit/pimple near your forehead.
Person 1: Jesus, I have a zit near my forehead..

Person 2: Oh well did you hang out or sit near Cassandra?
Person 1: Yeah why?
Person 2: She probably gave you the Cassandra Weiner Disease.
Person 1: Oh whats that?
Person 2: Its when you have a zit on your forehead, you can get it if you get close to her.
by l0v3RR._ August 7, 2023
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cassandra wong

The most amazing, most beautiful, most SPECTACULAR girl you'll ever meet. Her eyes make the stars look like they’re not shining. Her hair falls perfectly without her trying.
Every time she smiles, the world stops and stares for a while. When you see her face and you can't help but think, “Man, theres nothing I would change”
Cuz she’s amazing, just the way she is.
She's the type of girl anybody would catch a grenade for,
Throw a hand on a blade for,
jump in front of a train for,
take a bullet straight through the brain for
Whenever she’s around, it's so dysfunctional
because nobody can focus ~~ she's too eye-catching
even the sweetest dream wouldn't come close to being AS sweet as she is.
She’s pretty without any makeup on
She’s funny even when she tells the punchline wrong
your heart'll stop when she looks at you
She's just that amazing~~ :D
She's sweet, she's funny, she's kind, she's loving, and she's MAD cute.
Boy 1: "Shiiitttt... is that cassandra wong?"
Boy 2: "yeah dudddeeee......"
Boy 1: "Shiiittttt....."
Cassandra Wong: "hey guys~~ :D"
Boy 1 and Boy 2 melt due to overdose of happiness cuz cassandra wong actually talked to them.
by DomodoreAdmirer:DDD August 2, 2011
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Casanova Fingers

A person of whom everything they touch, they fuck.
Don't give that priceless Ming vase to Casanova Fingers over there.
by Sir Bob, Queen Of Everything October 12, 2008
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Cassandra

Cassandra is SO silly! She laughs at just about anything, especially dark humor. You can be yourself around her; she'll appreciate you no matter how weird you are! She definitely won't mind if you blast some good ol' country music. Overall, she is so sweet, thoughtful and fun to be around. She is also very energetic, and is certainly a high-achiever.
P.S. She has an obsession with beluga whales and questionable food combinations.
"No one asked," said Cassandra.
by JuicyJ69 February 11, 2019
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casanova

male version of a hoe.
a nice male hoe.
My friend Gary is such a casanova.
by madisonguh September 6, 2012
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Cassandra

1. Seductress of man/Entangler of men
2. Queen of intercourse
3. Doomsayer/Nay-sayer
4. Prophetess
5. Shines upon man

According to myth, Cassandra was the daughter of King Priam and Queen Hecuba of Troy. It was said she was very beautiful, comparable to the likes of Aphrodite and Helen. The god, Apollo, fell in love with her, and in return for sexual favors he promised her the gift of prophecy. Cassandra refused him, and he gave her the gift anyway, but being pretty pissed about being rejected, Apollo cursed it. From then on Cassandra could see the future, but would never be believed. She predicted Paris would be the ruin of Troy, Hector's death at the hands of Achilles, the fall of Troy via the Greeks hiding in the infamous horse, and her own death being hacked to death with an ax by Agamemnon's wife, Clytemnestra. People laughed, called her crazy, but it all went down exactly as she said.

These days when someone is called a "Cassandra" it means they make wild accusations about the future, that most people think are unbelievable even though they might be pretty realistic.
1. "How does that girl rake in all those guys?"
"She's a Cassandra."

2. "Wow, you're good."
"I'm Cassandra, what can I say?"

3. "We can't make 100 copies of this book in half an hour!"
"Don't be such a Cassandra."

4. "Didn't I tell you that would happen?"
"Oh yeah, you're a real Cassandra."

5. "That lamp is just like Cassandra."
by RiverLennon September 13, 2009
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