João Calado

Someone who is very funny and is perfect in every aspect possible

You are very João calado

by Stradinha June 22, 2020

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Dontavious Capalot

A gay boy named Dontavious who always cappin

Dontavious: Ay man I just fucked a thicc shawty!

Everyone: Dontavious Capalot......

by daosda September 12, 2020

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Minte capatoooos

"Minte capatooos" is an expression used to show a negative react to something. In english is "capatoooos is lying".

"Hi, i am not gay."
"Minte capatoooos, yesterday i saw you making out with a girl in a gay club."
"MINTE CAPATOOOS!!"

by Gay.for.faiar.but.im.a.female March 21, 2021

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Mrs capalot is a catty girl usually from a OT city who always gives verbal . She’s a weirdo who is turned on by verbal and always tries moving to guys . She has been rejected many times and uses verbal to hide her true hoeish identity. She is a Thotty ting who always frees it up for zakmanny
However zakmanny is too boujie for her

He calls her afivemax as it reminds her of where she sent her nudes from

Don’t be a mrs capalot as she tries moving to zakmanny all the time

by Mrs capalot February 1, 2022

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canadol

A white canadian male, whose intelligence span doesn't go beyond drinking piss-beer and attending hockey games Drives a track that he can't park for shit. Lack teeth, social skills, and can't satisfy a woman.

- I have a date tonight.
- Are you excited?
- No, it's a canadol. He'll probably take me to McDonalds and ask me to pay at the end.

by oplap July 17, 2009

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