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Cannoli Smith

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referring to cannoli smith
"Fuck, you're Cannoli Smith."
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Old Fashioned Cannoli

When you jerk off until you’re about to ejaculate, and then fully bend your dick into your own asshole and nut.
I’m gonna go home later and give myself an old fashioned cannoli. My wife LOVES when I create my old fashioned cannolis.
by Bluntzie September 19, 2023
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cannolis

“ why you fingerin me rabbits cannolis”
by ngsjtsjfsutsitsjtsjtz March 13, 2020
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Spicy Cannoli

When someone eats Taco Bell and their ass is burning the next day, and someone gives them a creampie
We ate Taco Bell yesterday so I finally get to give my girlfriend a Spicy Cannoli
by JayMaysta December 8, 2021
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stolen cannoli

The stolen cannoli. It's when you roofie a dude, suck his dick, and spit into a specimen cup to check if he's the baby daddy.
Bro your sister totally stolen cannolied me at the bar last night.
by Prick wicke March 19, 2024
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Tallahassee Cannoli

The byproduct of the torsional stretching of the gland’s, caused by overstressed hemorrhoids
Dude when I went to take a shit, I accidentally left a Tallahassee cannoli in my grandma’s toilet
by DickSlapper420 July 17, 2022
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Stroking the Cannoli

Masturbation, specifically for males.
Dude, i was Stroking the Cannoli yesterday and it felt pretty good.
by penissemen October 12, 2019
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