An advent calendar like any other with 24 windows counting down the days until Christmas. Behind each cardboard flap is the severed testicals of an orphan to reward the eager child.
by Jarlinean June 11, 2006
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A boring,beleagured and depressing retreat for old, rich folks in Central New York that is definitely not a "Panama City".....a place that the merchants are so paranoid that most of them will refuse out of state licenses for beer purchases for younger customers!
I walk into the store visiting Canandaigua with my out of state DL to buy a six pack....
"We don't accept out of state ID's"
"We don't accept out of state ID's"
by Turbofan May 2, 2005
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" Ha listen to Brian caken this chick like she cute. We all know that she just puts out!"
"Shut UP nigga she just heard you!!!"
" Ha listen to Brian caken this chick like she cute. We all know that she just puts out!"
"Shut UP nigga she just heard you!!!"
by Vivica M April 1, 2008
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by tcdacsap June 29, 2010
Get the old lady's cane mug.1. a small, hairless, beastly creature reminiscent of a cave troll.
2. A tiny cave dwelling creature that subsists on feces and cheap beer. The camenisch has been known to be very flatulent. The stench of a camenisch has been known to make maggots regurgitate. Always use caution when in the proximity of a camenisch. Studies have shown that people spending too much time near a camenisch usually end up vomiting and/or committing suicide.
3. A feeble minded and utterly annoying person.
2. A tiny cave dwelling creature that subsists on feces and cheap beer. The camenisch has been known to be very flatulent. The stench of a camenisch has been known to make maggots regurgitate. Always use caution when in the proximity of a camenisch. Studies have shown that people spending too much time near a camenisch usually end up vomiting and/or committing suicide.
3. A feeble minded and utterly annoying person.
by CatScratchFever October 15, 2012
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Originates from the sugar cane toad, a native Hawaiian toad that was introduced to Australia to help control beetle population and has never looked back.
Originates from the sugar cane toad, a native Hawaiian toad that was introduced to Australia to help control beetle population and has never looked back.
Guy 1: Did you see that new guy from Japan? He doesn't even speak English, but in a week he's already been promoted to head of our department and I hear he's knocked up the VP.
Guy 2: What a total cane toad.
Guy 2: What a total cane toad.
by Twiggy August 4, 2005
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