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Colon Cough

I have a bad case of the colon coughs
by Kat the Ripper May 13, 2018
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Vom Cough

A cough that causes you to vomit.
It's not the alcohol, I swear. I just vom coughed
by Vomcough1 March 6, 2011
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prostitute cough

When a prostitute performs too much oral sex and her throat gets a disease meant for the genitals. Results in clearing her throat often.
"Man, that bitch sucked so many cocks, her throat got the VD. Now she got the prostitute cough!"
by sheldo September 13, 2013
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Camo Cough

what is done to cover the loud splashing of a "watermelon" in the restroom
He lost total control of his bowels an hoped the camo cough would hide the distructive noise
by turd burglar October 22, 2003
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smoker's cough

a cough developed because of smoking
person a-*cough cough cough*
person b- i told you get off that stuff, that's that smoker's cough
by jessica January 27, 2004
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sperm cough

Coughing slightly because of semen residue in the throat after swallowing semen.
"Last night I sucked off a couple of guys at the Man Hole bar, and today I have sperm cough."
by burghprof December 20, 2008
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trouser cough

You basic act of flatulence, or farting to the layperson.
While in a formal meeting, David lift his leg, leans to one side, and farts.
"trouser cough" he says.
by Spinny November 29, 2009
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