Fuck Congress

the general feeling of Americans in the 2000s.

"dude, did you hear about this SOPA bullshit?" "yeah, man. Fuck Congress"

by Bernie Crack January 30, 2012

To congress

To inexplicably debate inane problems at the expense of fixing much larger issues; hypocritically exort others to do things one would not do oneself

To forgo long term solutions in favor of more politically expedient solutions; disregard facts due to political morass

First used by Ezra Klein

Jimmy congressed everything up last night when he kept talking. We never even left the house.

We were about to figure out where to go to dinner and then Tom had to congress it all up.

by Full of Air March 22, 2012

Congealed Beef

Former Athlete David Thompson

Congealed Beef was a very good athlete

by FLANYC November 13, 2011

congresscritter

A congresswoman or congressman: an elected official who serves in the House of Representatives, the lower house of the United States Congress. "Congresscritters" can also, loosely, include U.S. Senators. The term is gender-neutral, and also attempts to remove these elected representatives from their pedestals.

"Writing to your congresscritters about an issue may seem pointless, but when enough people -- you and your friends and their friends and THEIR friends -- make their voices heard, the congresscritters will realize that their chances of reelection ARE affected by doing the right thing."

by Grinning Cat January 5, 2009

congrasturbating

Creating a problem that affects millions of people, then praising oneself for fixing only the small part of the problem that affects you and then masturbating.

congrasturbating - what your congress did today

by Jon Stewart the twntyfourth April 30, 2013

congrajewlations

It's when you congratulate your jewish friends.

- Hey Joshua, congrajewlations on your wedding with Sarah! Mazel tov!

by WordWhiz September 19, 2015

immaculate congestion

When traffic is backed up for miles on a highway, crawling along -- and then suddenly everyone returns to normal high speeds without passing an accident, stalled car, or road construction.

We spent 45 minutes bumper-to-bumper for no reason?!? It must be immaculate congestion.

by JudyDavid August 7, 2009