Bone Collector

A messy person; an instigator. Someone who brings news to an individual about what was done or said about that person, unbeknownst to them. Usually done in an effort to instigate fights and arguments between individuals who might have been friendly and cool before that moment.

I don't wanna come off as the bone collector, but Helen has been talking mad shit about you behind your back.

by DMV-89 November 25, 2021

collection couch

An old worn out couch, usually a hand-me-down with stains and tears that is essential in any bachelor pad and usually hosts random girls, skanks and strays.

Yo Benny, did you see what kind of trash is waiting for you on the collection couch this time?

by El el fetches April 19, 2010

collectard

Someone who collects objects, usually of a juvenile nature (toys, comics, games, memorabilia, for example), for the sole purpose of amassing a collection, rather than enjoying the objects themselves.

Mike is such a collectard, he thinks his stupid Atari Jaguar collection is interesting, even though he hasn't even unwrapped most of the packaging.

by Yars' Revenge December 4, 2015

Collette

she will make the bestest friend ever, she's loyal & a hella baddie, she's one of the funniest people you'll ever meet and HELLA HOT.

damn Collette is on fire!

by littest March 1, 2017

Calm and collected

To be chilled and ready for the world and life

I like to stay calm and collected when I'm handling situations

by Savy my nigga July 6, 2018

collectors anxiety

The fear of missing out on content, e.g. in a video game

Due to collectors anxiety I'm checking every spot on the game map twice.

by denimjacketsail May 13, 2020

Collecto

What a Kentucky Fried Chicken employee often calls the Winston Collectramatic; the small pressurised deep fat fryer used for Original Recipe chicken.

Todd, it's your turn to clean the Collecto this time.

by Telephony January 24, 2011