CMAU

Crack My Ass Up or Cracking My Ass Up

He Got Caught Having Sex In His Sister's Room that CMAU

by baby hipster September 14, 2009

CMAOL

Crying my ass off laughing

I was CMAOL when I watched the funny video compilation.

by Mandeesh August 24, 2016

cmao

cmao obviously stands for "cringing my ass off" bro.

"bro i just cmao'd bro dude"

by heyblib October 3, 2018

Cman

one who lives in a dillusional world. See above for his insights of himself.... Honestly, that's proof enough. :D Oh, and omniomni is another term for someone who can MAKE PERFECT BROWNIES.... (Cman is as omniomni as YOUR FACE)

I am Cman. Hear me roar. (crickets chirp)

I, Cman, will create the perfect brownie. (hey, what if I'm allergic to chocolate Cman?!?!)

by not the almighty CHRIS July 9, 2003

CMARAGTFOI

Cry me a river and get the fuck over it
Also meaning "I dont give a shit"

Person 1: OMFG Pete cut his hair!!
Person 2: CMARAGTFOI

by Ghostofme15 January 15, 2007

cmaniac

One who feels he or she must drink way to much alcohol and fight everything and everyone in sight. Especially trees and people of color.

If you weren’t acting like such a cmaniac, your wife wouldn’t have kicked you in the ribs.

by Hot Rod October 31, 2004

cmanbrine

CmanBrine is an infamous 2b2t player, sex god, and based pvper.

Wow, I sure wish I could be like CmanBrine!
You're pretty good at that sex, almost as good as CmanBrine.

by CmanBrine February 14, 2021