Chasing squirrels

The lack or inability to have any attention span whatsoever.

I bet little Billy learned nothing in today's school lesson, boy looked as if he was chasing squirrels the whole time.

by christian luyando March 15, 2019

Chasing the glow stick

The state of hallucinating on magic shrooms or acid. Typically used to describe a good trip or the state of mind your currently in.

Last Friday I ate some shrooms an I swear I chased that glow stick for hours.

Billy was rolling in the deep an chased the glow stick for hours

In my early 20s it seemed I was chasing the glow stick at every festival

by Rusty Swamp Fox June 12, 2019

chasing the mona

Forever chasing the high you got from your first trip to Mona

An air of melancholy surrounded Mette as she lay in the park on a pubie blanket. She wasn’t quite ready to acknowledge to Max that she might forever be chasing the Mona

by Smooax September 3, 2020

Chasing Amy

When you try to have sex with a hot lesbian but she bends you over and cums deep in your rectum.

Stop trying to get with that lesbian before you end up chasing amy

by Icoinedthetermblumpkin November 11, 2022

Chasing the mermaid

The practice of buying two coffees, especially a combination of one small, speciality coffee drink (i.e. "tall skinny vanilla latte") and one large, plain black coffee, with the intent of quickly ingesting (i.e. chugging) the flavored specialty drink for the quick caffeine jolt and then using the larger coffee as a methadone supplement to maintain the caffeine high.

Man, Hart has two Starbucks cups at his desk and he's really jittery, I think he's been chasing the mermaid again.

by The Palumbo February 28, 2011

Chasing The Ox

"Chasing The Ox", contrary to what one might think IS NOT the task of chasing down a barnyard farm animal, but rather the skill of sucking gin out of shot glass with a straw, while snorting a line of chopped up Oxycontin at the same time! The object of the game is to finish both substances at the same time. Not something for the faint of heart!

Look at Johnny! He's higher than a M*****F****R! I bet He's been Chasing The OX!!!

by Rock*Star911 March 15, 2011

Chasing the Dragon Tail

When you take an opioid and heat it with a lighter on tinfoil, you have a straw and inhale the fumes from burning the pill, then you take the liquid that was once the pill in the tinfoil and shoot it up.

Lastnight we arrested a guy who was Chasing the Dragon Tail

by Maggie Caetlyn March 15, 2018