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tragic carpet

when someone’s (usually a female’s) carpet is not shaved to the point of full bush or shaven very poorly
When I went down on her, her tragic carpet turned me gay and made me miss the homies.
by CEO of BDE June 8, 2020
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Have the carpenters in

To have an erection in ones trousers.

The male equivalent of having the painters in.
Dude, I can't stand up, a hot girl just walked past and now I have the carpenters in.
by c10v3r August 22, 2011
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carpet pilot

An Arab who flies on a magical carpet.

see towlhead
Saffiyah clapped her hands and twenty flying men appeared at her side, each well trained in the art of combat.
by Lurido February 1, 2005
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carpet bagger

In the post-US Civil War South, carpetbaggers were Northerners who moved to the South to take advantage of the unstable social, financial, and political climate. They were called "carpetbaggers" to imply that they were such poor, transient characters that they merely moved south carrying all their possessions in a carpet-bag. A carpet-bag, by the way, isn't a bag for carrying carpet, but a soft-sided suitcase or satchel made out of carpet.

Today, the phrase refers to someone who moves to a new location for opportunistic reasons.
by ScottRusty June 29, 2005
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carpet-muncher

Did you see the way Jenny was looking at Sarah-I bet she's a real carpet-muncher.
by Caddock December 13, 2008
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Karen Carpenter

Best female vocalist ever. With brother Richard, made up the pop duo, the Carpenters, who rose to fame in the 1970's. Karen suffered from Anorexia and died at the age of 32 in 1983. However, she should be remembered not for her illness or death, but her talent and kindness as a human being.
Karen Carpenter's voice was that of an angel on earth.
by musicluvr2185 September 20, 2006
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Carpet Ticklers

Tits so big and dangly that they drag the floor while you're doing her from behind
Man this girl's Carpet Ticklers were dragging the floor last night while I was boning her doggy style
by KB-Denver February 22, 2011
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