Buttery Serendipitous Handjob

The act of poking ones male genitalia through a bag of buttery popcorn you are sharing with a woman at the movies. When the women reaches for a handful of popcorn she acquires instead a handful of buttery penis. Thus the Buttery Serendipitous Handjob is created.

Trent- Grant got a Buttery Serendipitous Handjob at the movies from that hood-rat yesterday!

Max- Hes my hero.

by What Grant did to her June 30, 2011

buttlery

Any assortment of objects used for insertion into the anal cavity.

Bruce could go to jail over his collection of buttlery.

by |brent| October 16, 2005

Buttery

Another word which can be used with the word 'cheesy' when describing something romantic

Me: That film was so romantic it made me feel sick..
My friend: Yeah! It was way too buttery

by Doctorwhogurl August 1, 2012

Buttery Popcorn

It is a term that refers to a handjob given in a theatre. Specifically a movie theatre.

For Example: Mark, did u get buttery popcorn in the movies last night?

by Sm33t June 19, 2007

Buttery Crease

What happens when you can't seem to wipe enough, especially after a long night of drinking.
Symptoms include:
Burning and itching
Consistent need to go to the restroom and wipe
Brown skid in your underwear
Feeling like someone intentionally put grease between your butt cheeks

Patient: "I can't seem to shake this feeling doctor. I keep going to the bathroom and trying to clean myself but it doesn't seem to work. A few minutes later, I am standing there again and it comes right back."

Doctor: "You are suffering from a buttery crease."

Or with your friends:
1st guy: "Dude, why are you in the bathroom all the time?"
2nd guy: "I've got a buttery crease."

by rocket chic January 19, 2013

buttery meltation fetish

the fetish in which someone applies solid butter between there ass cheeks holding them together until it melts then rubbing the liquidified butter on themselves

'have you ever met someone with a buttery meltation fetish?'

by randomdefiner123 January 20, 2015

buttery flapjacks

Clapping of ass cheeks on face after the partner cums on the others face

Yo I ate some buttery flapjacks with my girl yesterday.

by ilerminerty May 22, 2015