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The Brussels Fear

A derivative of The Fear it may be encountrered after only a short time in the Belgian capital of Brussels.

Studies show that The Brussels Fear may be caused by the increased alcohol content of Belgian Beer. Conflicting studies have found that the true source of The Brussels Fear is the general sense of loathing one gets from being in Brussels.

The Brussels Fear is made worse by the local population's refusal to assist you with even the most basic of tasks, generally accompanied by the phrase 'It is not possible'.

The only known cure for The Brussels Fear is leaving Belgium however the effects of this illness can be felt for many days/lifetimes after.
The best feeling in the world is when the plane/eurostar starts moving and you know the worst is behind you. You then shake violently when you realise you still have the Brussels Fear.
by The HB September 2, 2010
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Bassendenness

The key to freeing yourself from Dumbness. Dumb genes obliterated! Dominant genotype to cover up stupid genes.
Guy: Mah Bro, How did you get to be so smart???

Girl: I used my Bassendenness to get rid of my dumb Italian genes!
by Gnomepower April 19, 2011
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short busser

A term that is commonly used by college professors to refer to students that get (by law) 50% more time on tests because of a "learning disability". The disability is typically related to test anxiety.

The term derives its meaning from the fact that disabled students in the public school system often ride to (and from) school in a bus that is about half the length of a typical school bus.
Professor 1: How many short bussers do you have in your class this semester?

Professor 2: I'm not sure, but can you tell me how the fuck those retards get into college at all?

Professor 1: Yeah, fuck the ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act)!
by Itsmoida2me July 8, 2009
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Busser Balls

The Aroma Coming From Ones Boxers After A Shift Of Bussing Tables.
Dude Blake I Can't Wait To Get Home And Shower I've Got Some Rancid Busser Balls Right Now.
by NoahDaBoa November 29, 2011
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BRUSSEL SPROUTS >:0

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mum: eat your BRUSSEL SPROUTS >:0
me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo
by DarkMuffin666 August 6, 2020
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bossetti

è innocente!!
donna: hai visto quel maniaco di bossetti? menomale che l'hanno arrestato.
uomo: * strozza la donna* è innocente!!
by Peppe Mammone December 13, 2021
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Rusty Brusselers

The act of recieving fellatio while simultaneously placing a sports bet on an electronic device.
"My wife gave me a serious Rusty Brusselers in the bathroom last night!"

"I won twice last night. Rusty Brusselers and a hundred bucks!"
by Pigeonsrus February 8, 2019
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