bumpkin

a hillbilly, someone from a small tiny town

Even though the boy's a bumpkin doesn't mean he's oblivious.

by Toria March 28, 2004

bumpkin

Bumpkins are residents of the small country town of Portsmouth in Hampshire. They dress like scarecrows and speak with a quaint rural dialect, using Romany words like dinlo and shant. These poor simpletons are also know as carrot crunchers or worzels.

Look at that pathetic bell-ringing bumpkin in the long blue wig.

by City Lad August 17, 2008

bumming

To get shagged up the bum.

"Ah oh yeah ! " that is what Brian was saying as he was getting bummed up the arse by Ted, Ted like bumming people he fucked Brian as fast as a ferrari until Brian shot his load all over Ted's stomach.

by yep9 July 20, 2014

Dry Bumming

Hammering someone's asshole without the use of lube. Commonly a pleasurebale experience to the hardcore butt fucker but now creeping into the hetro hardcore lingo

I'd dry bum her mate;

by lukeash September 13, 2005

Country Bumpkin

Not to be confused with all southerns, a country bumpkin is a shameless motherfucker. Typically from the North Georgia mountain area, whose only concern is their last pack of eagle 20s cigarettes and whatever discount they can get at the local Chinese buffet. They work at Walmart, they shop at Walmart, and they smell of Walmart

Some country bumpkin almost ran me the fuck over in their sea foam green Chevy pickup truck

by yaboiclarence September 29, 2019

bummins

n. Money earned from bummin. Often this money is spent on foodstuffs such as microwave burritos and nachos.

Hey man I got a mash of bummins from those hot chicks over there.

by rex ingeniosum November 18, 2003

Bummin

Not being able to get off the couch due to depression, getting dumped/fired/rejected from vet school, or just because its one of those days.

Hey, wanna go to the bars?

Nah... I'm bummin.

Dude, come on. She didn't even have tits.

by VetSchoolReject August 4, 2012