can i get you drunk and dry bum you?

I've been jabbed

I`ve run out of vaseline, baby oil, cooking oil and all other substances capable of reducing the coefficient of friction between my cock and your arse. This will probably hurt as I must inevitably dry bum you with all the bestial vigour of a prize rottweiler.

I`ve got diarrhea at the moment so it won`t be that bad for me but don`t forget its my turn next.