Cumfuzzled

When you're confused and full of cum

Person 1: "Bro I had sex last night and I was so Cumfuzzled"
Person 2:"What the fuck?"

by Rhett x link October 29, 2021

Moist bumfuzzul

When you shake a pop can so much then shove it up your bum and you sit too hard so that it opens and explodes in your bum and it’s all sticky

“Last night I did the moist bumfuzzul challenge

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

BumFuddle

1)To fuddle someones bum.
2)To play someones bum with a fiddle.

Harry tillet is always BumFuddling himself.
Joe Hurst BumFuddled me last night while i was sleeping.

by Harry Clarke February 26, 2004

bumfuzzeled

The state of confusion and and not able to follow the conversation even though it's about that person.

Mark is bumbuzzeled when we talk about his effeminate ways.
You're so bumbuzzeled when it comes to following the conversation--pay attention!
Mark was bumfuzzled during his date with Geri.
Have you ever seen someone so bumfuzzeled?

by NNANNK January 1, 2014

bum fuzzle

the act of receving head while taking a poop. (the proclaimed two best feelings in the world)

Dude, I totally got a bum fuzzle by Jill last night.

by matt November 6, 2004

bumfukleniddle

You are beautiful every day of the year.

Michelle you are bumfukleniddle!

by Master Bator May 9, 2005

Bumfuzzled

The state of being intrigued, captivated, puzzled by something--good or bad--that stays with you after the experience and keeps you wondering how you feel about it, where it's headed, etc. Definitely something that could go either way.

Did you see Lady Gaga's dress last night at the Grammy's? I mean, I get that she's making a statement, but what's got me bumfuzzled is that did it with raw meat, like real chops on her chops, rump roast on her rump. It was like "whoa!," but I'm not sure what it meant or if I really liked it.

My performance review has me bumfuzzled. I got high marks on everything, but then one of the comments was, "Mark is such a good performer, I can't tell if he's giving it his all." What does that mean?

I was at CES, and I am completely bumfuzzled by the new Nokia Lumia launch. I mean, yeah, it's a good phone. But now? I mean, aren't you dead already? No one has a Nokia.

by Sven Mongo March 9, 2012