When a person does something so idiotic that you cannot even grasp the concept of how f'ed up it was.
Example:
When a Police Officer stops a vehicle and a subject runs from the vehicle into the woods. The said Police Officer stops another vehicle with a subject matching the exact same description who is sweating his ass off and breathing heavily. Put him in handcuffs, found green leaves in the floor board and seat of the vehicle matching leaves found in the same area the subject fled from. And the nephew told Officers the subject ran up to his residence found in the same area asking to use his car..... BUT LET THE GUYGO!!!!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.