When a person does something so idiotic that you cannot even grasp the concept of how f'ed up it was.


When a Police Officer stops a vehicle and a subject runs from the vehicle into the woods. The said Police Officer stops another vehicle with a subject matching the exact same description who is sweating his ass off and breathing heavily. Put him in handcuffs, found green leaves in the floor board and seat of the vehicle matching leaves found in the same area the subject fled from. And the nephew told Officers the subject ran up to his residence found in the same area asking to use his car..... BUT LET THE GUY GO!!!!
What the hell was he thinking? I'm just.... BUMFUZZLED!
by TX-5OH June 28, 2011
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The state of being intrigued, captivated, puzzled by something--good or bad--that stays with you after the experience and keeps you wondering how you feel about it, where it's headed, etc. Definitely something that could go either way.
Did you see Lady Gaga's dress last night at the Grammy's? I mean, I get that she's making a statement, but what's got me bumfuzzled is that did it with raw meat, like real chops on her chops, rump roast on her rump. It was like "whoa!," but I'm not sure what it meant or if I really liked it.

My performance review has me bumfuzzled. I got high marks on everything, but then one of the comments was, "Mark is such a good performer, I can't tell if he's giving it his all." What does that mean?

I was at CES, and I am completely bumfuzzled by the new Nokia Lumia launch. I mean, yeah, it's a good phone. But now? I mean, aren't you dead already? No one has a Nokia.
by Sven Mongo February 04, 2012
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To be confused, perplexed, or flustered or to cause confusion.

Alternatively dumfoozle.
Some of the words and definitions submitted to urban dictionary make me bumfuzzled.
by kaosmoker September 29, 2018
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Absolutely confusing; making no sense at all; total nonsense
Bia stop talkin, u so bumfuzzlin, its makin my head hurt.
by Ben February 24, 2003
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