Bystander

Connor

Connor is being such a bystander
Connor is the definition of bystander

by B_ananananas January 27, 2021

innocent bystander

The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off someone else with that hand. Very similar to the "stranger".

My girlfriend prefers the innocent bystander treatment during foreplay, but I couldn't get my hand to fall asleep

by TheDonGregga December 15, 2016

Brostache

A term of endearment used to describe one's exceptionally close friends. In the event that one may make an absolutely obsurdly idiotic comment, it may be used in a mocking way; as to say that said person would never be a close friend of the accuser. This term was invented by Rhett Smith.

Brostache, did you just whitness that effing hyper-shred?

Yeah, good one brostache, The Locust are talented.

by Rhett Smith November 9, 2008

Jehovah's Bystander

Some one who witnesses nothing.

Victim: Did you see that?
Jehovah's Bystander: No, I witnessed fuck all.

by Thrasher1504 November 14, 2006

brostafa

Is a slang word for Brother. Except it has the ending of Mu-stafa meaning the chosen one.

Combined they create the word Brostafa. Meaning one of your brothers/best friends who you look up to for there spuriousness.

Pronounced BRO-STA-FA

Me: What's up brostafa?

You: Wow what a compliment I didn't know i was so looked up upon by you.

by zooyorkfreak March 30, 2009

Brosta La Vista

What you say to your best male friend as he's leaving.

Good: Brosta La Vista
Better: Brosta La Vista, Baby!

Best: Brosta La Vista, Mother Fucker!

by -Whit September 19, 2016

Boystache

A ratty mustache found on most pubescent boys because they’re either too afraid to shave or are delusional because they think it looks good. Mostly found on Remys Frankies and Jacks

Please shave your boystache. It’s very terrible

by Little bunny girl Martha lil p April 27, 2020