3 definitions by Thrasher1504

Any person who is too greedy to pay delivery charges for their junk bought at Ikea. A person who would rather spend 2 hours in store buying junk then spend 6 hours trying to fit all the flat pack boxes into their cars.
Long Suffering Male: This lot wil never fit into the car.
Wife or Ikea Miser: Yes it will or you can go back into the store to buya new sofa to sleep on tonight!
by Thrasher1504 November 14, 2006
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Person or person whom for no known reason decide to furnish their houses entirely of junk from Ikea.
Woman 1: Ooh, I love your new sofa.
Ikea Kaiser: Yes I got it from Ikea along with everything else you can see and touch
by Thrasher1504 November 14, 2006
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Some one who witnesses nothing.
Victim: Did you see that?
Jehovah's Bystander: No, I witnessed fuck all.
by Thrasher1504 November 14, 2006
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