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Brostep

Brostep is a relatively new sub-genre of music (born out of Dubstep) with an emphasis on a mid-range bass sound with mutating LFO speed.
Dubstep "purists", while not happy, only have themselves to blame as they should have realized that the most accesable elements of any genre will always end up being at the center of a new subgenre.
Unforunately these people do not seem to realize that it would be in traditional dubstep's best interest for there to be as many people making poor facsimiles of the "dubstep" genre as there are the "brostep" genre as it would be an indicator that people are actually still interested in the style to which they dedicate their future hearing loss.
"Wow, this club got a lot more fun when that brostep DJ took over. All the frowning guys in black turltenecks went to go get another mojito and the dance floor got filled with hot girls"
by nichobert May 11, 2010
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Brostians

Bros that wear promise rings and constantly listen to the Jonas Bros.

Please note, you can not swim in Brostians, that would be the Broceans.
Unlike other types of bros, Brostians would never dead horse anything, not even other bros in drunken needy times.
by J R. August 11, 2009
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broetry

The lyrics of a hip-hop song, designed to appeal to the "bro" crowd.
He a homeboy; he writin' broetry for puttin' to music.
by parmesan002 August 24, 2010
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Broette

A female who has completely changed the way you see certain girls who are your friends. Someone you can consider having a great bond but not actually being a male, therefore adding the "ette" at the end, to still respect the fact that she is a female after-all. This does mean that you have zero feelings of wanting her to be your girlfriend because you see her as an extremely close friend and that is all.
Example 1) Gabbi you're my number one broette you've always been there for me from the start. I <3 my broette Gabbers!

Example 2) If you have a female who is your best friend and you being a male, sooner or later you'll consider her your broette.
by Malfunctionz September 16, 2010
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Brofest in Bed

When two or more straight men lay in the same bed together.
Dude #1: Is it gay that I took a nap with two of my friends in my bed yesterday?
Dude #2: No it's straight. It's a Brofest in Bed.
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Brogesterone

(noun) - a steroid hormone released by the mans deferens, during periods of intimate bromanship, that facilitates the engrossing of the corpus cavernosum resulting in a broner.
Mark and Todd spent Sunday afternoon together at the football game, and as the afternoon progressed, with both sharing pleasantries and enjoying a few alcoholic beverages, their levels of brogesterone steadily increased.
by kropwniski May 24, 2010
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BrossTown

An person who is in an rival gang thats on the other side of the town
Crip:Fuck you slob

Blood: Ima fuck you up you brosstown nigga
by niggacharzard May 23, 2008
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