Broest

Used when saying something and meaning it in a friends way.

Bro 1: I love you in the broest way possible man.
Bro 2: Thanks bro!

by HamShaBam March 19, 2020

broest of bros

In a bromance, one dude is another dude's #1 bro, making him his "broest of bros."

Watson is Holmes' broest of bros in their Detective Bromance.

by Sadie Vincent April 7, 2010

Brostalgia

A wistful or excessively sentimental yearning for return to a past period with your bro or bros.

Dude: Yo, let's steal the napkin-holder from this bar.
Widowed-Bro: . . . nah (disappointedly turns away)
Dude: You alright man?
Widowed-Bro: . . . (Thinking about a time he and his bros took a road trip to New Mexico and stole a horse-cop's horse and used it to commandeer an oxen and 12 hundred dollars worth of cattle)
Dude: Dude!
Widowed-Bro: Sorry . . . just thinking about this thing me and my bros once stole
Dude: You need to stop being so brostalgic and live in reality.
Widowed-Bro: I can't help my brostalgia. I loved Ted "T-Killa" Jones. He was my main bro . . . Goddamn it! I told him not to play 13 consecutive games of Flip Cup with Everclear grain alcohol. (A single brostalgic tear rolls down his cheek)

by The Sebastian November 21, 2009

brœthers

A group of straight heterosexual males who are gay only for each other

I thought my new boyfriend was normal, but them I caught him cheating on me with his brœthers!

by FrostyTheBlowMan April 20, 2021

The Broste System

The ranking of friendship among manly men.
Broski-best of bros
Bro-real good friends
Homie- good friends
Friends-were decent friends
Acquaintance-we cool

Sorry dude, but according to the broste system you’re just a homie.

by TheRealAsianEquation February 12, 2020

Bromst

The title of Dan Deacon's March 2009 released LP.

"When a dragon wakes up and he's not horny but there is a distinct possibility of him becoming horny." -Deacon

He woke up bromst with out a place to spread his fire.

by DDah March 17, 2009

Bromstad

Home of the Bromstad Gangsta Folk Nation (BGFN), the place with the highest crime-rate per inhabitant in Norway

Fuckin' hell, i'm not goin' to Bromstad, that's the place with the highest crime-rate per inhabitant in Norway!

by John Stewards March 21, 2007