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broest of bros 

In a bromance, one dude is another dude's #1 bro, making him his "broest of bros."
Watson is Holmes' broest of bros in their Detective Bromance.
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Brostalgia

A wistful or excessively sentimental yearning for return to a past period with your bro or bros.
Dude: Yo, let's steal the napkin-holder from this bar.
Widowed-Bro: . . . nah (disappointedly turns away)
Dude: You alright man?
Widowed-Bro: . . . (Thinking about a time he and his bros took a road trip to New Mexico and stole a horse-cop's horse and used it to commandeer an oxen and 12 hundred dollars worth of cattle)
Dude: Dude!
Widowed-Bro: Sorry . . . just thinking about this thing me and my bros once stole
Dude: You need to stop being so brostalgic and live in reality.
Widowed-Bro: I can't help my brostalgia. I loved Ted "T-Killa" Jones. He was my main bro . . . Goddamn it! I told him not to play 13 consecutive games of Flip Cup with Everclear grain alcohol. (A single brostalgic tear rolls down his cheek)
Brostalgia by The Sebastian November 21, 2009
A group of straight heterosexual males who are gay only for each other
I thought my new boyfriend was normal, but them I caught him cheating on me with his brœthers!
brœthers by FrostyTheBlowMan April 20, 2021

The Broste System 

The ranking of friendship among manly men.
Broski-best of bros
Bro-real good friends
Homie- good friends
Friends-were decent friends
Acquaintance-we cool
Sorry dude, but according to the broste system you’re just a homie.
The title of Dan Deacon's March 2009 released LP.

"When a dragon wakes up and he's not horny but there is a distinct possibility of him becoming horny." -Deacon
He woke up bromst with out a place to spread his fire.
Bromst by DDah March 17, 2009
Home of the Bromstad Gangsta Folk Nation (BGFN), the place with the highest crime-rate per inhabitant in Norway
Fuckin' hell, i'm not goin' to Bromstad, that's the place with the highest crime-rate per inhabitant in Norway!
Bromstad by John Stewards March 21, 2007