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Beaded Curtain

A sexual innuendo-laced phrase coined by The Late Late Show's Craig Ferguson meant to send censors scrambling for a definition.

In an attempt to legitimize Ferguson's not-as-of-yet-dirty phrase, a suggested definition for a beaded curtain is a pierced labia.
Be careful when entering through a beaded curtain.
by B.D. Kurtane July 1, 2011
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Beaded Curtain

The act of stimulating a partner to orgasm using only friction from braided pubic hair.
I went to Maryland once, I got a beaded curtain.
by Craig Ferg June 30, 2011
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breader

Derivative of 'bredwins' or 'bredrins'. Basically means bread-winner and is used to refer to any other person, in most cases male, but not necessarily ones friend or a person of one's accquaintance.
"Right I'm gonna count to 3, then I'm gonna start hittin breaders."
by The Crimson Avenger December 18, 2003
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breaden

he is a strong out going gets in trouble but he knows right for wrong but only in the moment and really nice and handsome and loving
never let breaden steal a car it turns out bad
by he is a great boyfriend April 12, 2020
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Beaded Curtains

Multiple piercings on the female genitals, specifically on the Labia Minora (aka the "Beef Curtains").
Dude, that chick I picked up at the club last night had so many piercings, her beef curtains looked like beaded curtains.
by MaxDamage78 July 1, 2011
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breaden

Breaden is a funny guy whos pretty good at football but has massive zits on his face he also laugh like a motorcycle flying past you on the street hes also in love with strawberry shortcake hes strawberry hair is distracting along with his either massive dick or tiny dick
hes such a breaden
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Beaded Curtain

A phrase intimated as a possible double entendre by Craig Ferguson during the email segment on the June 28, 2011 Late Late Show
Do you enjoy a beaded curtain, Geoff?

Go ahead censors, look it up, we'll wait.
by GP and the Fergs July 1, 2011
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