Brainboobitis

A neurological condition in which a woman's brain migrates to her breasts. This results in the patient having large boobs and empty space where her brain should be. This is the official medical term, but is more commonly referred to as air head or ditz when applied to a woman with big tits.

Friend: That hot girl at taco bell turned out to be fucking stupid.

Me: She suffers from brainboobitis.

Friend: Oh, I see.

by Dahounian February 19, 2009

brainmold

The gunk that accumulates in the skull over the course of the months and years after one decides to leave the intellectually stimulating environment of a university and take a mind-numbing corporate job.

There is no way that Mark could possibly return to finish his PhD! Brainmold has completely taken hold since he's been living the good life on his XYZ Corp salary.

by smkphilly August 1, 2008

brainpod

The music generating part of your brain that puts random songs into your head, often for days at a time.

"My brainpod is failing me today, I have 'Hey Mickey' stuck in my head."

"Oh bollocks, I have a Shania Twain song on the brain. Stupid brainpod..."

by nurseysarah April 30, 2010

Brainnostic

Brainnostic is the proper term for Filache, or oral sex of the mouth.

My girlfriend gave me some brainnostic last night.

by Ken Hale February 21, 2008

brainfog

A mental state perpetuated by mandatory quarantine directives, which usually occur after 21 consecutive days of such state. Symptoms may include a lack of mental concentration, decrease in physical motivation, loss of sex drive and disruptive sleep patterns.

“This stay at home order is causing

brainfog.”

by AutoMattic April 22, 2020

brainpop

Those educational flash animations of the gay dude, Tim, and his dumbass robot boyfriend, Moby, that you vaguely recall seeing maybe one or two videos of back in late middle school.

"I really think there's some sexual tension between those two Brainpop guys."

by aawuhua123 November 10, 2018

brainbow

the technique of solving problems or organizing thoughts in a manner that will help give a clear insight or understanding of a complex idea or situation.

When my APEL teacher told me to brainstorm, I decided I'd much rather brainbow.

In order to study for my essay, I brainbowed all my ideas.

by that one kid db November 3, 2010