boredom 

Boredem is what leads to excessive Masterbation to every attractive teacher you knew.

I am so suffering from boredom right now, I think I'll whip out that yearbook picture of Ms. Jane.

boredom by Christopher Sanders December 28, 2005

boredom 

This is a terrifying thing to talk about, I personally have traveled a great length to share this with you all. It is something that spreads like a virus and can affect anyone. At the moment, there is no cure. Just distractions that will slow down the effect. Statistically speaking, almost 100% of people who have died have been bored (the way you refer to someone suffering from boredom) which eventually lead to their death. Boredom has cost many people their lives since it can also cause something many people refer to as "I was bored so I did something stupid...now my leg is broken".

As you can see, boredom has caused many, many deaths and countless injuries. If you find yourself with boredom just go and distract yourself.

Distractions recommended by doctors: YouTube, Drawing, Driving a car underage, Swimming, Tormenting your younger siblings, Writing definitions on Urban Dictionary, Messing with Wikipedia, and many more. To find out more visit clickclickclick.click

To support research on this supposedly incurable virus, please like and protect yourself and others from this disease.

Person 1: I am sooooo bored
Person 2: OMG!!! I better call the ER!!
Person 1: Eventually dies at some point in life
News Reporters: Another death that might have been caused by BOREDOM

boredom by the better {anonymous} June 25, 2019

boredom 

When facebook or myspace isn't working.

Since boredom has occured, i now have to go on Twitter.

boredom by MiloDear April 13, 2010

boredom 

Man-god.

"Ten thousand women committed suicide when they heard of boredom's demise."

boredom by boredom March 22, 2003

boredom 

Gothy guy with a girlfriend who has a twat that smells like tuna, but masks it with Strawberry perfume. Is prone to be an ass at all times, is like the cockroach; will never die.

That boredom guy sure is swell.

boredom by M March 22, 2003

boredom 

Teen who looks very feminine with a lanky body and long girly hair who calls himself a fag yet has a girlfriend.

You remind me of Boredom.

boredom by Decipher September 22, 2003

boredom 

noun; (1) A person who experiences difficulty being stimulated by the opposite sex. (2) One who prefers masturbation to sexual intercourse. See also wanker.

My word, Jeeves! Staying at home again? You're such the boredom!

boredom by boredom May 5, 2003