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French Broomstick

When three men engage in anal sex together simultaneously, the one furthest back uses a dildo on himself (of no less than 12''), and the man in the middle performs the reach around on the man in front. This gives the illusion of all three men being penetrated at once by one 'broomstick', which they would appear to be riding in their bent-over position.
"Yesterday, I watched a video on the internet of the Jonas Brothers running a French Broomstick together before a concert."
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Broomstick Prick

A Broomstick Prick is someone who uses the Oppressor Mk 2 in Grand Theft Auto, and often hates fun and will stop at nothing to stamp it out.
That guy is such a Broomstick Prick, we can’t do anything while he’s in the session.
by Driver_Nephi July 24, 2019
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Broomstick Boy

A Broomstick Boy is someone who uses the Oppressor Mk2 in Grand Theft Auto and often can't do anything without it and doesn't know how to fly either.
You're a literal Broomstick Boy, you can't do anything without your stupid broomstick.
by Zimos_24 December 29, 2021
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Broomstick

A Broomstick is an Oppressor Mk2 and is the primary weapon of a Broomstick Boy.

It also goes by many other names such as Depressor, Depressor MkNoob, Depressor MkPoo, and Annoying Mosquito.
The Broomstick is annoying and anyone who uses it is a prick.

Anyone who uses a Broomstick deserves eternal punishment.
by Zimos_24 December 29, 2021
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Boomstank

Women who are attracted to men who drive cars with stereos and sub woofers that boast excessive amounts of Bass.
Lets go drive around with the bass blasting and see if we can attract some Boomstank!!
by AD218 August 27, 2008
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Bootstink

The smell produced by all boots at any given time. Usually a combination of wearing PT shirts from Boot Camp and MCT, continuing the same bathing habits done in Boot Camp and MCT, and wearing the same PT shirts on consecutive days without washing them, despite wearing them to PT, working strenuously in the heat, or simply just sweating copiously. Boots are usually unaware, and sometimes even seem to embrace the bootstink.
Dude, that moto run this morning left me with a bad case of the bootstink. I need to fucking take a shower bro!
by Cpl Hugh G Rection August 20, 2010
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bamstick

It is a Scottish word exactly similar to nutjob or bampot - person displaying wild and violent behaviour which is often irrational and beyond what the situation should call for.

The word bamstick is now archaic and is rarely heard these days, perhaps still used by some old pensioners. It is often now shortened to "bam".

It came from a time when working class people in the housing schemes mostly in Glasgow in Scotland would attempt at all times to be perceived as being "hard" - a bit like the latin machismo.

The ultimate state to be reached in hardness was to be completely mental - you would be more violent and irrational than everyone else - people would then say "he's a complete bamstick".

The bamstick himself would often exclaim such things as "I'm pure mental", "I'm mad mental wullie frae the winey" (winey being wine alley in Govan).

Most of the similar terms as shown above for a bamstick were never used in this way- especially not "asshole" which is american for arsehole". One would never call a bamstick an arsehole or any similar words unless well out of earshot.
there's a pure bamstick in the street doon there challenging every body with a sythe
by pickledresponsibility November 3, 2015
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