Bonnet

That small pink bunny that tries to kill you, but ends up asking your for a hug.

It takes her seven eternities for her to get to you, but if she does, boop her nose.
The female counter-part of Bon-Bon

No, Bonnet doesn't have a pink errection.

by Kuudere girl65 October 3, 2017

vee dub bonnet

n/adj.slang. Female genitals that have had the pubic hair well trimmed into a 'V' shape above the labia and had the pubic hair removed from the labia.
The name comes from the appearance of the female gentials since thay resemble the look/shape of a Volkswagen trunk/bonnet.

The woman has the nicest vee dub bonnet.

by Fish January 6, 2005

Brown Bonnet

The act of defacating on the head of your partner...then proceding to give them a noogie.

Last night when my girlfriend was asleep, I really had to use the bathroom, but I instead gave her the Brown Bonnet.

by Tom January 9, 2005

bonnet-hop

Bonnet-hop: (AUS) To hop onto the hood or 'bonnet' of anothers car and defaecate.

eg. Bob "I heard you did a bonnet-hop on Mike's car"

Frank" Yeah man I shat all over it"

by anon of anonlington December 3, 2011

Bonnetty Effect

When you have a friend talk for a minimum of 5 minutes and you blank out for the whole time, and than at the end you realize you literally lost 5 minutes of your life and you can't find it.

Bro Mr. Takara pulled a Bennety and we all blanked out for like 50 minutes.

The Bonnetty Effect removed 4 years of my life.

by Tyler Spruill May 6, 2015

bonnet babe

An idealized wife in a patriarchal society. One who solely wants to cook, clean, and wear dresses without any interesting in reading, thinking, or participating in academic circles. A woman who spends her formative years solely learning the arts of homemaking and baking bread; eventually to marry rich and spend the rest of her days doing just that.

Not to be confused with trophy wife.

"Oh my god, Lindsey is such a bonnet babe!"
"Gaston must have thought Belle was a real bonnet babe to fall for him"

by TheSchizzlest December 30, 2016

Bonnet seasoning

To add oil and growth serums to bonnet hair cover

Bonnet Seasoning-Soaking hair bonnet In hair growing oil to have your bonnet seasoned

by It’s a thing February 14, 2023