Blobjob

To receive a blowjob from a unattractive woman when drunk, and knowing she will be ugly in the morning. But not caring.

Gary: You went home with some fugly girl last night. Did you fuck her?
John: No man, got the blobjob
(They Hi Five, then look around awkwardly)

by crash2burn April 4, 2010

Blob

What you call a big fat guy named BOB.

Blob should pay more then us for the pizzas because he eats two pizzas all by himself.

by the howboucha guy March 6, 2008

Blobtard

A person who spends all of his free time trolling, scamming, and producing smear campaigns on social networks against groups and individuals or Cyber Cancer.

Hey Jenny, I left that group on Facebook. The guy that was running it was such a Blobtard.

by Selfemployed July 31, 2012

Blob Emoji

An emoji with the body structure of those from Google Hangouts, Android devices, etcetera. An example is below.

Blob emoji are my favourite kinds of emoji! They're so precious!

by BiscuitIsSmol Words4U January 22, 2019

Blobba

A fat guy in a pizza hut

A wil Blobba has appeared

by Gr0p January 19, 2021

social blobfish

someone who is socially awkward as fuck.

She's so socially awkward, she's a total social blobfish.

by peppapigisbae October 8, 2018

Blob

A blob is a basic last option bae when it's coming to the end of the night and u want a quick fuck

As ksi said in laid in America "tamatha is a complete blob"

by ANDHISNAMEISJOHNCENA1234 September 16, 2016