To begin beaching a turd, simply turn the water off at a friends house, flush his toilet, and shit in it. It will create the effect of a beached whale. Be sure to let the turd dry before telling anyone.
So I was at this party, right? And i went to the bathroom and beached a turd. No one suspected a thing. Beaching a turd was fun.
by Danza Goosby February 29, 2008
Get the Beaching a turd mug.Ignoring your problems until they boil over into other lives; then when they confront you about it you act like you can hear everything they are saying except if it regards your problems.
"Beth you didn't put oil in the car and now the engine has stopped"-me
"...."Beth
"HELLO!!! I am trying to talk to you about the broken car in the driveway"-me
Beth changes the channel on the tv
"Well then how was your day?"-me
"Oh it was good" Beth
Later that day
Mom-"Did you talk to Beth about what happened to the car?"
me-" No she was totally bething me"
"...."Beth
"HELLO!!! I am trying to talk to you about the broken car in the driveway"-me
Beth changes the channel on the tv
"Well then how was your day?"-me
"Oh it was good" Beth
Later that day
Mom-"Did you talk to Beth about what happened to the car?"
me-" No she was totally bething me"
by BethDixon85 April 16, 2014
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1.Complaining about sometime
2.Insulting someone repeatedly to make them feel bad, or to make you feel better. Ot both.
2.Insulting someone repeatedly to make them feel bad, or to make you feel better. Ot both.
by Pavlova January 20, 2004
Get the bitching mug.When your roommate tells you all week that he's down to go to a halloween party on friday then changes his mind 2 hours before it's time.
1: "Hey man, you ready to head to that Halloween party?"
2: "Nah man I kinda just want to stay in and play video games."
1: "Oh god dammit don't tell me you're bitching out again!"
2: "Nah man I kinda just want to stay in and play video games."
1: "Oh god dammit don't tell me you're bitching out again!"
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Get the face bitching mug.A motherfucker who sucks dicks for sail boat rides. This nigga also jerks donkeys off so that he can make some money to buy tampons for his rectal bleeding.
by Rashuan Moscott April 19, 2004
Get the Butchington C-grove mug.A term deriving from character Byron “Buster” Bluth Season 1 of Arrested Development; used to emphasize the adjective in a statement.
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