beluga head

A term used to describe a person with an enormous, bulbus forehead like that of a beluga whale. Although you would think it would denote a large brain, beluga heads often look mongaloidish or retarted. That being said, most retards (mentally handicapped) and dwarves (little people) have beluga heads.

I never noticed that Rihanna was a beluga head until my cousin pointed it out. I was like, HOLY SHIT! Her dad must have been Worf from Star Trek. Rumor has it that one fateful night Rihanna was in the back a limo with Chris Brown. Rihanna playfully swept her bangs from her giant beluga head to give Chris Brown a kiss. The enormity and appearance of her protuberous forehead startled Chris and reminded him of the god awful John Travolta scientology movie - Battlefield Earth and just how retarted that movie was. Out of reaction, Chris punched her so hard that Will Smith and Tom Cruise felt it.

by hyperbolicacrobaticsacadilliac May 4, 2013

beluga

beluga is a good and charitable whale, he helps ppl and is a hawt scripter

beluga, get back to work - undone
okay, sorry - beluga

by peacelocker125 January 31, 2018

Baby Beluga

with clothes, same as a whalefuck which is without clothes

That baby beluga is a whalefuck, you can see her camel toe, her pannnis hangs over her belt, and you can count her pussy lips when she bends over provided that her legs are apart

by Jake February 29, 2004

beaugart

1:(adjective) A man who has the characteristics of the 1940's actor and also would have hot sex with any hot piece of ass around

2:(noun) the act of having such hot sex with a girl that she feels like she just had sex with 50 decades and a member of the late jurassic period

1:"Oh he's such a beaugart."
"Like the actor"
"Hotter!"

2:"Dude i just gave her the full beaugart."
"Oh man she wont walk right for a week."

by Jesus1492 January 29, 2008

Beluga

Something kick-ass people smoke out of to get high as a mutha-f***er!

Owned by Bilson, the highest of the high in all he tries.

-Damn, Beluga is hittin good tonite!

-Shit Bilson, i'm lit and beluga is still hittin good!

by Beluga April 7, 2004

beluga whale

An animal and/or sperm that lives in womens ovaries

Dusty: Was that a beluga whale i just saw?

Jen: You cant see beluga whales unless you are in my ovaries

Dusty: Oh i think i can

by Dawn1234 December 18, 2007

Beluga Kiss

When somebody rubs their slobbery lips in a circular motion on yours at 4am, but you can't tell if it's serious or not.

She laughed at his beluga kiss and he got offended.

by Lucyyluckk March 10, 2011