Belfast

Capital City Of Northern Ireland

Integral Part Of The United Kingdom

Is Where The Titanic Was Built

It Actually Has One Of The Lowest Crime Rates In U.K. According To Government Statistics.

Good Things
Ulster Fries.
Limited street crime.
Norn Iron accents.
Drinking culture.
The take-no-prisoners, take no crap, black sense of humour

Bowelling, a unique mixture of personal abuse, sarcasm and surrealism which only Scousers will understand. Or tolerate. Just don't take it personally.
Strangers joining in in your conversations.
Mild anglophobia. All-pervading ugliness that drives tourists away and allows the bars to remain habitable for locals. No Oirish Bars here

Bad Things
Almost everyone supports Liverpool or Man united. Boo.
That all-pervading ugliness. What the Luftwaffe and terrorism couldn't manage, the Planning Service have.
The Kaliningrad-like destruction of a once-proud city.
Bloody stupid sectarianism, which is probably as bad as you've heard it is

One Of The Worst Regions In The U.K For Racism & Zero Tolerances On Non Indiginious Folk

Welcome To Belfast

We Don't Want No
Asylum Seekers,
Ethnic Minorities or
Illegal Immigrants.

We Have Enough Of Our Own Problems Here

by North Of The Border October 18, 2004

Balfazar Gracier

A made up person that people use in speeches and debates when they're making up statistics

It was doctor Balfazar Gracier who discovered that 80% of imigrants, are Asian

by I Live in Australia March 4, 2009

belagitter

This is the act of licking two blunt wraps together at the ends so that they stick together and then you can roll the blunt together so that it is twice as long and that allows the blunt to really resonate and it will begin to burn slow. It might become harsh towards the end, but it will completely get a group of four or five people pretty lit. Although true g's have been known to take them to the face.

Man I feel like shit, I'm gonna go home and roll a belagitter to the face, prob about 2 grams of the stickiest ganga northern cal has to offer.

T Loc: Hey man you want to match a blunt, I just copped a tenner from Geezy.
Deets: Sure bro, actually, lets just make it a belagitter so that we can mix our buds, cuz I got some Super Jack from Green Cross.

T Loc: Nice, do they still give free granola bars.

Deets: Yea and free edibles if you purchase before five.

by ceejmhs February 20, 2010

befazzed

Basically means you are shocked

simon was befazzed by the age difference

by kitten nugget August 2, 2016

Belana

Belana is the best girl on earth! She is really pretty she is absolutely funny. If u have a best friend like belana u are going to be luckiest human on earth!

You will have so much fun with her, btw sometimes she is really annoying but nvm she is always there for u and if you are sad she will help u and make u smile!

Her smile is the most beautiful smile and you'll be so lucky with her. You can't be mad at her, because she is the best.

L: my best friend is a belana! I'm so happy with her!

M: I feel so bad for myself !

by thebestvonearth June 8, 2017

Bela

A kind person who is always listing to you. Makes you feel special and has the best looks. He falls pretty quickly. He always gives you his best and makes you feel loved. Texting back isn‘t his strength. The humor is on fleek and so is the smile. Easily embarssed and always overworks himself. But that‘s how you know you can count on him for everything. Smart and nerdy but don‘t think that makes him boring. You can always party with him.

Person1: This boy does everything for everyone and nearly never has free-time because of it. He takes up all the task.
Person2: oh he sounds like such a bela

by Lil‘ Accident February 18, 2022

bianca belair

The EST of WWE, famous for being better than everybody else. Queen of wrestling despite no experience outside of the WWE.

“Bianca Belair is the EST”

by ispeakreaI April 9, 2022