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A good comeback use this when arguing with a pretentious bitch like your ex girlfriend or you could reach out and slap her stupid smirk off her ugly face that makes onions cry
My ex thought we should get back together so i pimp slapped her and said I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.
by ThirdWheelJimothy October 14, 2021
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As seen in Maimy's Fatality With Lyrics.
Fatal: WHATS OCCURED ANOTHER FATAL ERROR FILLING LESSER SOULS WITH RAGING TERROR NEVER INTENDED TO BE A SCARER SEEMS LIKE YOU WANT MORE FROM ME!
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the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting.
the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting.
by Luting September 4, 2022
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things filled with beans that shouldn't be

The ultimate pass time. When you take beans, and put then in places where they shouldn't be, especially your foreskin. But socks and electronic devices work well too. Sometimes you'll get a chuckle, sometimes a full laugh, but always your soul will be filled and you will have purpose in life. It's not just a meme, it's a way of life.
Those shoes aren't supposed to be full of beans but they are. Things filled with beans that shouldn't be.
by Doosh Bigelow January 12, 2022
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Deal with the cards you were dealt and be a Dual Master.

A phrase about owning your situation instead of blaming it. “Deal with the cards you were dealt and be a Dual Master” means you don’t waste energy wishing for better circumstances — you master what you already have.

“Dual Master” refers to mastering both sides of yourself: strengths and flaws, emotion and logic, offense and defense. It’s about balance, control, and adaptability — not luck.

The phrase was first said by Arteobis after an early setback, and it stuck because the meaning applies to anyone: you can’t choose your starting hand, but you can choose how well you play it.
Example Sentences

You should master both your weaknesses and strengths, instead of wishing for a different hand. — deal with the cards you were dealt and be a Dual Master.”

“It’s not about luck, it’s about balance, controlling emotion and execution at the same time. Deal with the cards you were dealt and be a Dual Master.”
by Arteobis March 2, 2026
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I'll be in the kitchen with your mom.

If you're stuttering, and in an awkward part of a conversation, say this to make the other person feel awkward instead.
Person: "How's your relationship going?"
You: ...
Person: "Oh you guys broke up?"
You: "I'll be in the kitchen with your mom."
Person: ...
by Lovely_Liam January 7, 2022
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I'll be in the kitchen with your mom.

If you're in an awkward situation, say this to make the other person feel uncomfortable instead.
Person: "How's your relationship going?"
You: ...
Person: ?
You: "I'll be in the kitchen with your mom."
Person: ...
by Lovely_Liam January 7, 2022
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