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by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 30, 2010

Backwards Tree

When a male human has a penis with lots of hair, and I mean LOTS of hair.

1. Omg! I died laughing at how my boyfriend has a backwards tree!

2. I need to trim this backwards tree, it's getting out of hand.

3. This backwards tree started growing when I was just 12.

by Racist Cumtart March 15, 2015

Minnesota Backwards Flair Gun Pump

The delicate art of engaging in anal sex with your significant other while she is on all fours and holding a ripe lemon in her mouth. As you pump her sphincter with your "blue veined throbber" use the flairmaster2000 semiautomatic flair gun that you hook up to an industrial air compressor with the special made 24 inch dildo tip. Repetitively fire the tip into her organs until you are fully stimulated and finally pull your john out of her "sphincy" and bust all over her face.

Tom: "Hey Billy what happened to Sabrina?"
Billy: "Oh, I performed the Minnesota Backwards Flair Gun Pump on her yesterday."
Tom: "Well, that explains all the blood on your bed sheets."

by Sperm Sniper February 2, 2015

pay it backward

the opposite of paying it forward. generally a chain reaction of dickhead behavior caused by one gigantic asshole.

person A: yo man some guy stole my t.v. last night
person B: ahh that sucks dude i hate assholes

4 hours later

Person B: yo man why did you drink all my liquor then curb stomp my dog
Person A: whatever man just pay it backward.

by dr kush 11 July 19, 2010

bend over backwards

make a very big effort

my sister bends over backwards to help the doctor check her temperature

by the fresh prince January 29, 2005

Fuck me backwards!

Jocular expression for surprise, said specially by british people (or at least i haven't heard any american saying it). Quite like "Oh my God"

Guy 1: Did u know man u beat Arsenal?
Guy 2: Fuck me backwards! That's impossible
Guy 1: I was just joking... Gooo gunners!

by kat gunner! January 2, 2012

backwards motorboat

The act of placing one's face in the butt crack of another person, followed by rigorous side-to-side motion of the head accompanied by the vibrating of the lips causing a sound similar to an outboard motor. See Motorboating

Do know if he can backwards motorboat himself?

No, I've been doing it for him for the past few months. He's just not that flexible anymore.

by 'ice' June 8, 2009