bageeves

A synonym for the ever-popular pseudo-deity "bajesus", son of "bamary" and "bajoseph" of "babethlehem". The natural habitat of the bageeves is inside of a person who frightens easily.

John scared the bageeves out of that little kid and made him cry.

by better than me? March 30, 2009

bate shame

Bate shaming is when you ridicule someone for masterbating recently or multiple times within a short period of time.

Extra points if the person bate shaming also just masterbated within the last 24 hours.

Davi: when a the last time you masterburted.
Miri: Saturday, twice actually!
Davi: omg!

Miri: when’s the last time you masterbated?!
Davi: yesterday.

Miri: wtf!? don’t bate shame me!

by Nikki Fields June 26, 2023

Bate cave

A room or bedroom that is used primarily for masturbating.

After an unsuccessful night out he went directly to the bate cave to relieve some built up tension.

by Wizalker February 12, 2009

bate n bake

The act of waking up in the morning, maturbating (bate), followed in quick succession by smoking pot (bake). (Combination of masturbation and wake & bake)

The best thing about the weekend is the leisurely bate n bake.

by MungFeltcher April 4, 2009

Babeech

Big ass bitch(es) eat every cock hunnyyyyy

Person 1: She seems classy
Person 2: Oh no, she’s a babeech

by queenofbbc123 May 20, 2018

Pre-bate

Y'all know what prefunking is. Pre bating is the same thing, but masturbating before an event or function

Think: There's Something About Mary

I better pre-bate the date I have tonight, otherwise I'll nut waaay too soon

by E-funky December 25, 2005

Bate and Switch

When masturbating in a common room when other people are at home, you have a backup tv channel ready to quickly switch to in the event that someone walks in.

Oh man my roommate almost caught me spankin it last night, but luckily I had a blanket on so i just pulled the old bate and switch and he thought i was just watching sports

by the Bizz24 June 9, 2011